You know you’re getting old when…
…you can’t bend over far enough to tie your own shoes…
…you visit your doctor more than your best friend…
…OR your doctor has become your best friend…
…you have more hair growing inside your ears than on the top of your head…
…the music you listened to growing up is now played exclusively on the “oldies” stations…
…the “kids” you grew up with start having grandchildren…
…your grandchildren ask what it was like having to watch TV in black & white…
…AND you only had two channels to choose from…
…AND you had to get out of your chair and walk over to the TV to change it…
…the “kids” you grew up with start kicking the bucket at an ever-faster rate…
…AND many of them are younger than you are.